What's a 'beer koozie' anyway?

Click on “protzonbeer.com” and you find yourself in a sylvan landscape where you can be beguiled into thinking that just what you want is a beer koozie.

Apparently it’s fantastic plastic – the “neoprene” is exactly what you’re after. Apart from my name on the site – it looks like I’m the author of this garbage – there are no interlocutors to contact. It’s “posted by admin” and “proudly powered by WorldPress”. If you Google the corporate world of beer koozies there are no contact names offered.

I’m already in contact with the legal department of the National Union of Journalists but if in the meantime anyone has any ideas on how to crack the Corporate Code or knows what a beer koozie I’d love to know.